10,000 B.C.

It's a horrible movie.

Roland Emmerich's prehistoric odyssey 10,000 BC is his silliest, most preposterous blockbuster to date. But it's lots of fun, too.

Roland Emmerich's great big CGI blockbuster lumbers along like one of the woolly mammoths that roam across the screen.

Don't expect Roland Emmerich's 10,000BC to make much sense, historically, geographically or logically.

Take the kids along; unless you want them to grow up to be palaeontologists.

Like the lumbering mammoths, it is plodding and dull.

Prehistoric compared to 1966's One Million BC, this is a movie so bad our government should have demanded its tax-break back.

It is a solidly good movie, a sincere Valentine to the best Stone Age fantasy fiction.

Rather than storytelling, it thrives on its CG effects.

Those stampeding mammoths... [are] the jewel of this wild adventure film. [Full review in Spanish]