1313: Hercules Unbound!

This movie was really more like a porno without the sex and full nudity. All they had going for them was an HD camera and hot guys in loin cloths. Bad music; bad plot; bad acting; bad camera work; bad effects; bad lighting; reused footage; repetitive scenes that go on way to long; And all takes place at a mansion's pool and back yard.

Wretched piece of tripe, a muscle man magazine come to life. No production values at all, obviously shot in someone's backyard by the pool. There's better acting in a second grade play. The men are mostly required to strike poses which they do well enough and fake fights which they do poorly but when given any dialogue they recite it in Valley Boy accents with no feeling. They are nothing through compared to the woman cast as Athena who gives a performance of such ineptitude it is actually squirm inducing to watch. Avoid if at all possible.

This movie is so wretched it is excellent. It's like the beefcake movies of yore in modern times.

If you haven't seen it yet...don't. If you have...I'm sorry. There really isn't anything good to say about this movie. I suggest getting a bottle and a shot glass, drink for every issue you see with the film. That should liven things up a bit.