Assholes: A Theory

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  • Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
    (Int. Cosmic Web) Krishna: (dances/plays flute for snakes who slither at feet) Bhakti: Krishna, you must get out of here! Krishna: Why? These snakes like hearing themselves hiss, so I thought I'd add a little music to their mess of ego! (plays hip hop like flute music and snakes all rattle) Bhakti: You are up the a$$ of the mother. Krishna: (puts flute down) I wondered why there were so many a$$e$ here. Bhakti: You need to quit staring at ya ma's a$$hole. Krishna: Oh? What body part shall I focus on? Bhakti: The heart. Krishna: (holds up glowing green Shatkona) Got it. Bhakti: You mustn't simply shove that up the a$$ of the mother. Krishna: No? What's the best way to get it to her? Bhakti: Through her mind, and that is through pure music. Krishna: Gotta get outta ya ma's a$$ then. Bhakti: Yes. For all of US, please do. Krishna: How do I get out of here? Bhakti: She has a lot of f'art. Just wait for the next f'art storm. Krishna: Fantastic! (f'art storm starts and Krishna is sucked up into mind hive and hollers as f'arted away) Give my best to the a$$e$$$$$$$$$$$$!
  • Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
    A statement of what has always been true..
  • Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
    It is truly just another lecture from the extreme left. God this is getting ridiculous. They think all white males are a**holes. That is so helpful. Pure projecting.