Cam2Cam

A sloppy chiller about tourists falling prey to an online stalker in Bangkok that clumsily mixes slasher, sexploitation and supernatural elements.

Somehow "Cam2Cam," directed by Joel Soisson, falls spectacularly short for the genres it hopes to pander in: slasher pic, soft-core, travelogue.

Its supposedly percipient musings on modern love clash with the unshakeable feeling that the film feels like a relic unearthed from a high-school hard drive.

Lost in this barely coherent and clichd hugger-mugger is the initial killer-website conceit and the attending erotic dread, which is retrospectively revealed to be an illusory siren call.

In the end, the crummy dialogue, the naive approach to technology, and the squandering of its many opportunities become too obvious to be overlooked.

The only thing horrifying in Joel Soisson's techno born thriller Cam2Cam is the awful grammatical chatroom communication utilized by its sublimely half-witted characters.

If the first twenty minutes hooked me, the next twenty had me checking out.

If Cam2Cam was a Chatroulette user, you'd pass by this cyber snoozer without hesitation. Next!