Casino Royale

audience Reviews

, 34% Audience Score
  • Rating: 1.5 out of 5 stars
    Practically a satire/comedy within the 007 universe, but unfortunately completely disorganized and extremely confusing. Even with a stellar cast, almost nothing is useful. And the shared direction between 5 filmmakers only proves the chaotic and fragmented nature. It's worth watching for the curiosity and humorous approach to the eternal British spy.
  • Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
    I admire the film for insanely bonkers it goes and the cast is incredible, but man it is an mess but it’s my biggest guilty pleasure
  • Rating: 3.5 out of 5 stars
    An interesting classic comedy film. Orson Welles and Woody Allen were funny. It was about James Bond and he hired other people to impersonate him. The casino scene was nice. This movie was not that similar to Casino Royale (2006).
  • Rating: 1.5 out of 5 stars
    The comedy is a pain up my ass
  • Rating: 0.5 out of 5 stars
    The whole movie is just a mess from start to finish. The plot makes no sense at all, the cast is extremely underutilized, and it all just fails miserably at what it attempts.
  • Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
    This is probably one of, if not THE most amazing movie that I have ever seen. The amazing thing is that such a large number of great actors became involved in it. It is the biggest load of rubbish (of any and all genres) that I have ever seen.
  • Rating: 0.5 out of 5 stars
    If i could give this film zero stars I would.....its so terrible that its an insult to comedy, to parodies, to film itself.
  • Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
    Admittedly the best joke in the film is right at the end when Woody Allen gets sent to Hell. Still, aside from that crowd-pleaser, Casino Royale is boringly incoherent, tone-deaf and groan-worthy parody hidden under the guise of legitimacy. On paper, this film had all the ingredients to be a somewhat unique and interesting voice in the fast-approaching oversaturation of the spy genre, yet it consistently makes the worst choices during execution, undermining its talented cast and crew. What can I honestly say about a film with 5 directors and 10 writers? It's reckless, disconnected nonsense, nearly impossible to follow but the cast alone does admittedly sell the picture, need I say more about having Orson Welles as Le Chiffre? Astonishingly unfunny, Casino Royale is a remarkable mess of a film, one that could easily be mistaken for a psychedelic, absurdist masterpiece; one that features a few innovative sets, a wealth of eye-popping colours and oodles of bared midriff, but even those can't redeem this juvenile experiment in adolescent fantasy; a definitive example of what happens when everybody working on a film goes simultaneously berserk.
  • Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
    waste of everything with those clowns
  • Rating: 0.5 out of 5 stars
    Absolute crapola. If the choice is watching this or watching paint dry, go with the paint-it'll be more entertaining.