Class of Nuke 'Em High

Has some fun but this is pretty dumb overall

It’s got everything I love: - Short haircuts - Practical effects - Jersey accents - A soundtrack that I want to Jazzercise to - Toxic Weed - Codpieces

It's not so bad it's good, it's just bad.

Camp takes a backseat here to just uncomfortableness, good or bad. Hokey performances, shoddy camerawork, and a flaccid script don't support the idea that is just begging for a talented staff and big budget.

It's not do bad it's good, it's just bad.

The perfect troma film, so it's a mess of comedy, editing and acting with cool effects. I really dig this film the perfect amount of camp and effects.

Wow… this movie is the 80s Imaginarium times a hundred. A very loud and almost story-less film. The only thing this movie has going its way is the makeup. And how does this thing has a sequel?

Too campy and cheap to work.

Nuke em high has the charm of a low budget 80s horror movie but that's it, the lack of substance is what keeps nuke em high from being anything more than a novelty to watch

This is pure trash in film form. There are breasts and mutations and bad acting. There is nothing high-class about this at all. It is just low-budget high-school jinks at a subhumanoid level. Barely watchable but oddly satisfying.