Cocaine Bear

Hilarious, such a fun and unique concept, it was so funny when the kids tried doing cocaine, the characters talked very funny and it was so unserious! Need more movies like this!!!!!

(CASTELLANO) Sabes que vas a ver algo raro cuando te dicen que una película está basada en una historia real sobre un oso que se metió un alijo de cocaína. Lo que no esperas es que ese punto de partida tan absurdo termine dando lugar a una comedia gore bastante divertida. Oso vicioso no intenta ser seria ni coherente: es una montaña rusa sangrienta con escenas salvajes, personajes estrambóticos y un humor que, si conectas con él, te hará soltar varias carcajadas. La película se mueve entre el terror más bestia y una comedia muy pasada de rosca, y aunque no todo el rato funciona, sí logra mantener el interés gracias al ritmo y a lo surrealista de las situaciones. Hay sangre por todas partes, escenas realmente bestias, y todo con un tono autoparódico que le sienta bien. Eso sí, en algún momento quiere ponerse un poco más seria con ciertos personajes o tramas familiares… y ahí se desinfla un poco. Lo mejor es que se nota que no se toma en serio en ningún momento. El equipo sabe qué tipo de película están haciendo y eso ayuda mucho a que funcione. Puede que no sea una joya, ni tenga un guión brillante, pero es una de esas cintas que, si la ves con el chip adecuado, te lo puedes pasar realmente bien. (ENGLISH) You know you're in for something bizarre when they tell you a movie is based on a true story about a bear who got into a stash of cocaine. What you don’t expect is that such a ridiculous premise would actually result in a pretty entertaining horror comedy. Cocaine Bear doesn’t try to be serious or coherent—it’s a bloody rollercoaster filled with wild scenes, wacky characters, and a kind of humor that, if it clicks with you, will definitely get a few laughs. The film moves between brutal horror and completely over-the-top comedy, and while it doesn’t always hit the mark, it keeps things interesting with its pace and the sheer absurdity of what’s happening. There’s gore everywhere, some truly insane moments, all wrapped in a self-aware tone that works in its favor. That said, when it tries to get a bit more serious with some family dynamics… it starts to lose steam. What really works is that it never takes itself too seriously. The filmmakers clearly know what kind of movie they’re making, and that honesty makes a big difference. It’s not a masterpiece, and the script won’t blow anyone away, but if you watch it with the right mindset, it’s a bloody good time.

"Funny , Dark and Also Stupid”

It was what it needed to be.

Really enjoyed this film.

Keep your standards down to a minimum, and you will have an entertaining watch. The movie doesn't break its promises and gives you enough dead idiots to feel satisfied in terms of splatter and a good couple of laughs along the way. Including the bonkers ICU chase sequence. But: A whole host of unlikeable characters, who feel like they've been written only for being killed off again dragged the movie down sometimes. And the very likeable bear should have way more screen time.

This expirience gave me a real trauma. I had real ass bad dreams and a vis from vresma imagionary thoughts. I would recommond this movie to every milf in the states of united american globe.

Cocaine Bear' embraces its 'dumb' premise with gleeful abandon, and the result is a surprisingly enjoyable cinematic experience. While the pacing is unconventional, the characters, for the most part, behave logically within the film's chaotic world. A young actor delivers a particularly impressive performance, adding a layer of genuine engagement. The CGI bears, while not perfect, don't detract from the overall fun. The film's self-awareness and willingness to lean into its absurdity are its greatest strengths. It's a testament to how a ridiculous concept can be executed with enough enthusiasm and skill to create a genuinely entertaining movie. Definitely worth a watch for those seeking a wildly entertaining time.

I would give this unfunny dumpsterfire 0 stars if I could, even the movies of Neil Breen are more entertaining.

this movie was so thrilling and insane loved it !!