Contract to Kill

Longtime fans will want to avoid Contract to Kill and instead dig out their old DVD copies of Under Siege and Above the Law.

It's clear Seagal is no longer limber enough to whip all the ass that's flung at him.

The script from writer-director Keoni Waxman ... confuses a stream of expletives for wit. There's little help from Seagal, who delivers lines like, "I'm interested. Tell me more," while sounding completely bored. We know the feeling.

Overall, he gives the kind of performance traditionally associated with stars who died during filming. And yet, Seagal is in almost every scene.

Seagal doesn't even look good when he breaks arms or chucks heavies down flights of stairs.