Die You Zombie Bastards!

There’s an awful lot of weird nipple stuff here for no reason. Yet, it’s all overshadowed by a man with a porcupine ass.

Couldn't finish it....LAME

If anyone ever tells me they have an idea for a movie but can't get it made, I will tell them about Die You Zombie Bastards! - an ambitiously bad indie horror flick packed full of every single bad idea everyone on set could think of. An involved and needlessly complicated script tells a story so completely amateurish and grade school that it simply can't be funny. Lead Tim Gerstmar deliberately overacts which is always a bad idea for a non-actor. I understand they're taking delight in being cheesy and stupid, but it is just too much to handle. Unless you are a huge fan of independent cinema, or actually had a part in making this, I can't imagine liking it. This reminds me of films I made with my friends on a camcorder when we were in high school. I go back and can barely watch those, and I was in them. This is like watching those films, but without the personal connections. While I appreciate this film took 5 years to make, and the editing and soundtrack are respectable, it can't make up for the complete lack of humor, horror, or anything worthwhile. The only thing I could say is that there are plenty of boobies... but most of them aren't very good, well they're good, but it doesn't seem to help matters much. Though I'm not a fan of rating 10s or 1s.... this one really is a waste of your eyesight - don't bother.

This was a painfully stupid movie. While it wasn't quite as unwatchable as "Pot Zombies," that's not exactly saying much. The main distinguishing feature between the two is less pot, more dick "jokes," and the fact that I actually chuckled once or twice during DYZB. "Do you speak English?" (at the bottom of the screen) "No, but we have subtitles." But even the smattering of laughs, and the copious amount of rather impressive gratuitous nudity wasn't enough to make this worth watching. Video stores and Netflix are -flooded- with zombie films; there's no good reason to waste your time on this one.

No! This movie and every movie I've seen by this production company has been PAINFULLY bad. This retarded shit was no exception. And I'm a fan of bad movies.

Ahem...comment dire ? Ce "Die you zombie bastards ! " n'est pas une production Troma...ce n'est MEME pas une production Troma (quand bien meme Lloyd Kaufmann, le grand patron de la firme a peloches pourries, y fait une apparition). C'est une serie Z par defaut, parce que personne n'a encore invente de categorie qui allait au-dela. C'est tourne sans budget apparent, sans logique apparente, sans tabou apparent, par une bande de potes crassement defonces a l'huile de vidange, qui ont trouve marrant de rassembler un super-heros cannibale, un savant fou a tete deformee, des archeologues nymphomanes, une creature des marais au penis hypertrophie et tout un tas d'autres personnages debiles, de filmer tout ce beau monde, globalement incapable de jouer, en 16mm et de noyer le tout sous des tonnes de gore, de cul et d'humour uber-lourd. A ce niveau de nullite navrante, on en arrive presque au cinema d'art et d'essai...un truc impossible a regarder dans son etat normal, quoi.

A lampoon on a whole genre. Funny stuff!

This movie maybe trash, but it's really good trash. The plot drags and the cheese is overwhelming. The insane mix of cannibal, zombie hunter, serial killer and want to be super hero is enough to be worth a watch. This movie isn't tongue in cheek, it's more like confused head tilt, bugged eyed, dead pan what the f^&k. My girl friend and I rented it, she put it in the dvd player. As I entered the room I said "this sounds promising" she replied "I haven't even pressed play yet." By the time it was over still laughing she said "That is my new favorite movie." As the hero scampers around for some reason I could help but think "Artie! the strongest man in the world."

For a movie that has a title with so much promise, it sure does let the audience down. Whatever good ideas it had got lost simply because the film makers weren't mature enough to come up with actual comedic material. Instead we just essentially see little boys giggling over penis jokes. To keep myself busy, I actually counted up a lot of my pennies and put them into coin rolls. I'm not joking about that either. I got through $2.50 worth.

I don't want to call this "the worst movie I ever seen", because I know something's even more stupid, incoherently, skin-peelingly bad will rear it's ugly head. So after trying to watch this two times, first time fast forwarding through the whole movie, I was kinda curious about it. So I give it another shot and it got worse, much worse. So to all lazy, hack directors who want to make B-movies for the sake of B-movies, remember the key-word in "intentionally stupid" is stupid, not intentionally.