Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat

The Cat in the Hat is dog food.

Too mature for the kids who are reading the book.

The Cat in the Hat isn't so much a movie as an extremely long commercial for Universal's Dr. Seuss-inspired products and tie-ins.

First published in 1957, The Cat In The Hat is one of the most-loved and best-selling children's books ever. It's also a mere 1,600 words -- and even at 82 minutes, the movie version seems like a big stretch.

...the picture’s downfall is triggered by the inevitable arrival of Myers’ increasingly intolerable figure...

[It's] what wants to be an austere breakdown of suburbia, a Burger King 00s trash pop kidz flick, The Mike Meyers I Do What I Want Variety Hour, a self-aware slapstick of the endearing family film and an actual endearing family film.

I went out of my body. Jesus Christ. What was this? I usually enjoy watching bad movies.

They really thought this was going to work...they were so confident of a sequel, they made a video game for this!