Fifty Shades of Grey

Success in 2 hours and 5 minutes!!!!!!!!!!!! Rated R for Language, Graphic Nudity, Sexual Dialogue, Some Unusual Behavior and Strong Sexual Content!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The USA grossed over $166,100,000.00!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tbh I have no words

I highly enjoyed watching this masterpiece of a film w my 5 and 7 year old nice and nephew. We all specifically enjoyed the part when Christian and the girl got freaky. Great way to teach the young ones sex education.

Mind you, I can't give this film, if you can even call it that, negative stars. Because that's what this piece of garbage deserves. I AM NOT EVEN THIRTY MINUTES INTO THIS FILM, and I have already cringed to the point my face is now permanently stuck like this. I have made and discovered faces that I didn't even know I possessed. Send help. Send a priest. because after this, I need to douse my eyes in holy water just to begin an attempt at washing away this train wreck from my memory. If you are thinking of watching this movie, I'd recommend lighting yourself on fire instead, because that is what you will want to do, not even halfway through this movie. ALSO, how in the **** are you going to direct a movie that is supposed to be kinky and filled with kinks and not know the difference between somnophilia and necrophilia. GET IT RIGHT. you are disrespecting the sacred art of horniness and sleep sex. **** you, directors **** you, actors, because if this acting was just a tad bit better, maybe I wouldn't have had such negative thoughts about this film. In summary: go to hell

Absolutely awful. The guy cast as Grey was a mistake. He was so forgettable I can't recall his name. He didn't live up to the idea my imagination had conjured up whilst reading the book. In my opinion Giulio Berruti would have lived up to, and gone beyond my expectations.

'Fifty Shades of Grey' is exactly what I expected it to be. I was hoping it wouldn't be too cringey, but it most certainly is just that. In total fairness, it's not one I'd class as it being awfully bad, though that's only thanks to the two leads and the (now well known) music. There is enough chemistry between Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan, they are good actors so are able to alleviate the many mundane moments. The only issue I hold for either is Dornan's accent. I know him and his Northern Irish voice, so the American chatter took me out a bit. Of course this is a movie largely about the sex, I guess parts of which are OK but too much made me cringe or raise my red flag (as intended for the latter, I hope). The run time should've been trimmed, it does feel like the characters go in circles for large periods - 90min movie all day. The music is solid, to be fair. Admittedly I already knew and liked the songs from Ellie Goulding and The Weeknd, nice to link them to the movie that made them though. So all in all, not for me. I am curious to see how they managed to stretch this out for a trilogy, mind you.

It’s movie comfort food. Of course it’s bad…almost cringe-worthy. But every time I’m stuck in bed with the flu, it’s a great way to pass the time

Mala pero cumple su función (supongo)

Plain and simple, I loved all of the series.. beyond the pale sensuality with this undertone of wanting to find love.. I loved it,

At first I just wanted to watch this seemingly disgusting movie as a way to truly see just how horrible it is. I have to say it was worse than I had imagined. The plot covers a billionaire who meets a totally random college student who interviewed him and they share some “chemistry” which leads to eventual wierd sexual escapades. I have to say plot point number one id like to address is how absurd does that sound, a totally out of nowhere college girl who is just so random to me, which I do not think has any sexual appeal at all gets attached to a billionaire in two days… and the billionaire somehow is also into her? Wow. It’s honestly pretty self explanatory why the plot evidently sucks. point no 2 that’s id like to address is the chemistry between Ana and christian, to put it simply, it’s barely there. The atmosphere when these two main characters interact just seem tense and awkward and do not have an atmosphere I’d usually like to see between to lovers. I get it, it’s a “mature” movie but that doesn’t mean the characters shouldn’t have any chemistry. point no 3 not exactly a point but I’d just like to say that it is nothing short of a porn movie. The two characters are ugly and idiots and nobody in this movie can act. It’s all sex and wierd drama that is basically the equivalent of a pornography. No 4 it’s so wierd, it’s just so wierd. Anna’s a virgin college student. That’s so wierd Ps : the only reason it’s half a star is because I can’t rate a 0