Get the Girl

The film never feels honestly menacing, or gritty enough to have actual tension.

A staged kidnapping isn't the only thing that goes from botched to worse where the tone-deaf black comedy-thriller "Get the Girl" is concerned.

Glossy, noisy and a little bit dull, Get the Girl is the kind of the film you'd thought they'd stopped making

Get the Girl unfortunately gets crushed by its own, voluminous preposterousness.

Get the Girl has a few intriguing touches.

Get the Girl never moves far beyond the shallow waters of post-modern deconstruction.

Ridiculous dark-comedy thriller [...] tries to subvert rom-com clichés. Instead it just subverts good moviemaking.

We've seen much of what this movie is offering in other pictures, challenging England to come up with something memorable to keep audiences engaged.