Hit Man

Expectations were high given the 95% tomatometer score. As shown by the 1.5 rating, these expectation were far from met. To put this in perspective, we (this was a group watch and review) have wasted our guac and chips and an hour and 55 minutes of a saturday. If you decide to watch be prepared to cringe and question literally everything. The plot starts at around hour 1, and then after that you genuinely did not know what was going to happen and it becomes more of a movie. But enjoy!!

You’ll spend a lot of time talking about the movie when it’s over. Talking about how stupid the plot is. How badly written the dialogue is. How absolutely infuriating the ending is. How you wish you had two hours of your life back. I have no earthly clue how this got 90%+ on Rotten Tomatoes - Netflix must have paid a lot of bots to write glowing reviews of this piece of garbage.

A light hearted rom com. Very watchable, if fairly predictable in it course and outcome. The outcome of the movie ultimately says "murder is alway wrong no mater the curcumstances.... unless you are sexy, then its fine"

Because of the reviews, I expected the movie to be a lot better. Plot went off the rails, but not in a good way.

Better than I thought it'd be. A good amount of humor with some unpredictable outcomes. Worth a watch.

Entertaining, the idea of posing as a hitman is a great story. The movie centers around a story manufactured for the film. Honestly I think the story closer to reality is more interesting. That said, an excuse to add Adria Arjona and her character can't be a bad choice. The drama with the other cop feels like a stretch. And turning the characters morally grey because they 'must' do something about the situation left me feeling less connected to the characters. In the end a fine entertainment, but not anything to rush to watch. Plus Glen Powell is just too smug looking all the time.

Slow and steady. Rating: 6.8/10

Was too slow for it's own good. Glenn Powl was charming as always, but it just kind of fizzled out.

if you dont find glen powell charming, this movie is a waste of time. inconsequential, unfunny, plotless, and gratuitous.

reasonable movie, do not regret watching it