Mari-Cookie and the Killer Tarantula in 8 Legs to Love You

More softcore like porn from Jesus Franco that's part of a double feature DVD with Incubus, this one seemed a little better but crap nonetheless.

It's my opinion that Jess Franco is completely insane and should go under medical review. The disappearance of some people leads police and scantily clad women to belive that it's a spider lady that brings them to her house that's made up like a spider web where she eats them out and then kills them, or whatever. Lots of eroticism and lesbianism and boobies, but not a lot of sense to make out of it all. The DVD features some hilarious nude commentary by B-movie Scream Whore, I mean Queen, Linnea Quigley. Funny.

Jess Franco has made great stuff from "The Awful Dr. Orloff" to "Vampyros Lesbos," but this one is an especially crazy favorite. Why watch shit you've already seen before? Gets a rating of four pot leaves.

Strictly for hardcore Franco fans. It's such a ridiculous movie I couldn't believe my eyes when I first saw it. After a second watch, I can see some merits here though. Great music, interesting cinematography and the wonder of seeing 3 aging scream queens in action! Lina, Michelle and Linnea...