Meet the Spartans

A terrible comedic take on 300 and a lesson that parody films have a 99.9% chance of failing

Top worst SO AMERICAN rubbish in cinema.

This only gets 1 star because I know people who enjoy it. Honestly, good for them man. Sometimes I forget that people can enjoy things that I don’t. I think that’s beautiful. For what I have to say about this though, I hated every second of it. I gave the movie a pity laugh by forcefully laughing at the fact Rocky shows up. That’s about it. Absolutely horrid, in fact, this whole genre deserves to be dead. I’m ashamed I was even alive when this was released onto the world. If you enjoy it though, that’s perfectly ok because at the end of the day, only you know what you like. 1/5 stars.

I feel like I have nothing to offer here that isn't well know but it's so bad it's worth reitertaing stay away from this like polio. The only reason I don't give it a zero is because there is a bare bone like 20 minute short story here dragged out with 45 minutes of beynd horrific and boring gross out humor, dated 00's references, and just lame surface level sex humor you can see coming a mile away. This looks like Ed Wood level production value if he made a movie in 2008. The music is so cringe. And don't forget almost 20 minutes of pointless credits and scenes so bad they didn't make into the movie but somehow made it into the movie. And we only get literally one Meet the Parents franchise reference too. Burn it.

forced humor, completely absurd, clueless, presents an improvement of 0.000001% in relation to other slapstick comedies by the same directors, such as "Disaster Movie", however, it is still bad enough to hurt.

We loved this movie. It is funny slap stick humor that makes fun of other movies. Our sons laughed so hard that their sides hurt.

I’m offended that whoever made this movie thinks this is watchable. Almost broke up with my boyfriend bc he thinks it’s tolerable. (I’m not offended by the humor, I’m offended that people think this is humor. It’s like laughing at the word poop when I was five.)

Demential nonsense trash movie, the only instance someone would watch it is with friends who know the og movie and want to laugh at the dumbest nonsense. And that's what we did. Perfect for such evenings.

It's definitely rubbish.

I watched this on DVD recently. Some might say it needs work, while others think it's complete nonsense. I approached it with an open mind, hoping to find some positives. It's not easy with a film like this, but occasionally the satire underpinning the rediculousness can be mildly amusing. Unfortunately, this rapidly wears thin and after about 30 minutes I was increasingly tempted to turn it off. I can't recommend it.