Mercury Man

audience Reviews

, 19% Audience Score
  • Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
    Mercury Man is probably the greatest "so bad it's good" movie of the decade
  • Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
    A magic amulet turns a firefighter into a superhero. Thai action flick complete with ass-kicking tranny. The effects aren't great, but there are a few good fights.
  • Rating: 2.5 out of 5 stars
    this movie was just confusing to me it's good for a one time watch, but I don't recommend this one to that many people. I rented it thought it wasn't that bad, then watched it again, and that's what killed it for me.
  • Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
    bwahahaha! Absolutely crazy take on the Spider-man story. The story is so absurd I kinda wish the film had more camp and elements of funny in it but the great fight sequences make up for it. In fact, seeing a dude on fire fighting instead of wiggling around in pain was pure awesome. This is one of those films that should never be watched dubbed. The dubbing is soooo bad it actually made me laugh at times. Definately worth a rental at the very least if you think martial arts and superheroes would make a good combination.
  • Rating: 2 out of 5 stars
    Another imported Thai movie. Supernatural superhero this time. Kind of plays off Spiderman's look (even some spidey references in the movie). alright action, thin plot, and cheese abound ... but i do like cheese.
  • Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
    thailand does it again.
  • Rating: 0.5 out of 5 stars
    sooooooo bad soooooooooooooo very very bad its gud lol
  • Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
    LOL! It's a wanna be black spandex spidey suit with ovaries!!!!! lol!
  • Rating: 0.5 out of 5 stars
    I've seen some real turds in my life time, but this film is worse than a choir of goats humming the theme song from the Facts of Life. The hero looks like The Guyver had sex with Lord Zedd of Power Rangers fame and reeks of a Spiderman clone as obviously pointed out by multiple references throughout the film. The plot is not very coherent, and the dub job is painful at best. The actors display the emotion of a comatose koala bear, and the Islamic terrorist bad guys are hardly Islamic or terrible. What should one do in regards to this film? Avoid it much like one would if given the option to see Rosie O'Donnell play Chutes and Ladders in the nude.
  • Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
    Mercury Man or How I love Spider-man So Much I Made a Movie About Him Without Him Being in It. The movie has cheesey story, effimanite villian, chicks fighting, over the top fight scenes, ham fisted attempt at political commentary and a little underbudgeted CGI. But it kept me entertained.