Mutant Chronicles

It's photogenic people killing mutants before green screens; what more could you ask?

Combine some of the most misguided design decisions in years with dialogue, plot, and characters out of an Uwe Boll film and you have a definite misfire

I dearly hope John Malkovich got paid handsomely for his two days of embarrassment on-set.

There is some excitement to be had. However, it looks like a computer game unwisely made into a movie without the money to do it justice.

Mutant Chronicles is as atrocious as its terrible title suggests - but one redemptive aspect to this based-on- a-role-play-game snooze-fest is its ambitious visual flair.

The result is impressively bad and should probably go on your “worst movies ever” list if you have one, and if you don’t, make one and put this stinker at the top.

Definitely isn't setting any precedence, but it's serviceable and fun.

It's a murky film, in terms of both plot (overcooked) and visuals (underlit), proudly artificial and yet burdened with a severe pulp deficiency.

This movie is lost from the start and never finds its way. Plays like a video game with repetitive special effects and wooden dialogue.