My Bloody Valentine

My Bloody Valentine has lously gender politics for a slasher movie, and that's both disappointing and disconcerting because the film has probably made enough money to merit a sequel and inspire other 3D horror movies.

Toss in first-rate 3D and the movie not only pays a proper homage to the 1981 original but kicks it up about 1,000 notches.

In the end, the movie is a true blood-splashed valentine to fans of the cheesy genre that spawned it.

My Bloody Valentine 3D doesn't have nearly enough fun with either its jazzy technology or its inherently campy premise.

It is absolutely nuts and bolts. It does what it says in the packet.

This briskly paced remake of the 1981 slasher goes easy on the cheesy 3-D effects while delivering lots of seriously nasty gore.

The movie provides a few hearty laughs, a profusion of nonsensical stupidity, and plenty of so-bad-it’s-good moments to entertain viewers in the back row, whispering to each other about the inanity of it all.

This film may be a remake of the 1981 classic but it creates its own identity, carving out its own place within the horror genre

Solving the crime and cheering on heroes is something of a lost cause, as most of the roles are just unintelligent enough to inspire disgust.

Features an abundance of full frontal nudity, courtesy of Betsy Rue, who may very well have the most extended and gratuitous horror film nude scene in quite a few years.