Noah
audience Reviews
, 41% Audience Score- Rating: 1 out of 5 starsHorrible. They wanted to take the title and biblical history of Noah to gain the Christian demographic/Market, but they also didn’t want to offend people who aren’t or don’t care about the Bible and Christianity. AND they also didn’t think about or care if they offended Christians by making such drastic changes and departure from the actual biblical history. The result is a character and storyline so far removed from biblical history to gain and please the masses of non-Christian Movie-goers, but needed hold onto the person and title of “Noah” to market to Christians whom they still hoped would pay for tickets - even if those Christians were led to believe they would be watching the biblical account of Noah - Which this definitely is not.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 starsAbsolutely underrated movie, most people watch it expecting it to be a christian movie, that's why they get frustrated; It is not biblically accurate nor it tries to be, it treats the christian mythology as hollywood has always treated others like the greek mythology. This is an absolutely astonishing drama and a very interesting iteration on the myth.
- Rating: 0.5 out of 5 starsAbsolutely pathetic lacking any substance or credibility!
- Rating: 5 out of 5 starsThis movie was so hilarious! I was laughing though the entire thing! I loved the middle where Noah was walking around like Jason from Friday the 13th! even though it was not accurate to the bible I enjoyed it very much.
- Rating: 0.5 out of 5 starsWhen Hollywood takes the story of Noah and twists it for its own pleasure, it drowns.
- Rating: 2 out of 5 starsIf anything, this film offers even more reason why this story is absolutely ridiculous. Way too long to even enjoy. The fact that people actually think this happened is mind blowing
- Rating: 1 out of 5 starsIt was jaw-droppingly awful (so much so that I continued to watch in disbelief AND googled afterward to see if I had somehow forgotten some disturbing facts from the original story.). I’m not sure what drugs the people who gave this a good rating were taking, but just “No”. Great cast, but beyond that, just disturbing, dark, and dysmorphic.
- Rating: 0.5 out of 5 starsVery, very dry, humorless movie. It was like a tranquilizer. It's obvious the actors all thought they'd win an Oscar from this. This is the darkest and most ridiculous version of an old fable.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 starsEpic. stop factually comparing it to the one you know about, it is a MOVIE f g s .... and it is exceptionally well done. It will not be surpassed on any grounds, writing, cinematography, visual effects, cast interpretation and authenticity, mystery, supernatural, for what it really is. Extremely fascinating and keeps you wanting to see what happens next. Outstanding
- Rating: 1 out of 5 starsFilme fraco, o roteiro é fraco, o elenco é Bom, mas ninguém ajudou a melhorar o filme, nem mesmo o Russel croww como Noé para salvar o filme, os personagens são fracos, a história é fraca e desinteressante, e as cenas são fracas e não tem nenhuma cena relevante para fazer o filme ser bom,