Precious Cargo

This production clearly ploughed all its budget into a few slick action sequences and the cameo from Willis. It's a pity the film-makers didn't invest in the screenplay.

The film is fun in its own cheesy way, reminiscent of straight to video action movies of the Eighties but scarcely deserves a cinema release.

Bruce Willis should really know better.

A straight-to-video nightmare is all that's on offer here.

Bullets fly, curses are hurled, Willis threatens some chumps.

Two late-80s icons go head-to-head in Precious Cargo: Die Hard's Bruce Willis and Mark-Paul Gosselaar. If that latter name doesn't, um, ring a bell, think Zack Morris. It's the onscreen match absolutely nobody asked for.

In its dialogue and not-exactly-enlightened attitude toward women it almost plays like a satire of b-movies.

The acting is as underwhelming as the screenplay is under-polished and, although the action does pick up towards the end, there is an underlying misogyny that leaves a distinctly nasty taste.

[A] contender for blandest heist movie ever made.

An absolute waste of time and an insult to action cinema. [Full review in Spanish]