The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day

Forget the mob, the MacManus brothers should be more worried about Duffy ruining their reputation.

Imagine Quentin Tarantino if he got his brow lowered.

Bold prediction: At his current glacial pace of progress, Troy Duffy is likely to write and direct the great Irish-American payback movie sometime in the year 2049.

Writer-director Troy Duffy needs to YouTube himself a new idea or two, because his variations on themes provided by Quentin Tarantino and Guy "RocknRolla" Ritchie are pure mold.

Can you fly forward through the air while firing two heavy-duty handguns without your arms jerking back and smacking you in the chin? Would that violate one of Newton's laws? Just askin'.

Earns points only for being remarkably unself-conscious about its across-the-board ineptitude.

It’s contrived and violent in the ugliest ways possible.

Story wise it has all the depth of a UFC match and is just about as well acted.

[Norman] Reedus pretty much captures the entire film with his signature line: "Let's do some gratuitous violence."

For fans of the original underground hit, the sequel we were all wishing for has arrived.