The Garbage Pail Kids Movie

Ill-considered kids.

Indisputably bargain-basement aside from the casting of Mackenzie Astin.

The Garbage Pail Kids Movie is enough to make you believe in strict and faraway boarding schools.

This crude live-action takeoff on the Cabbage Patch phenomenon ought to have had star Anthony Newley humming 'Stop the Movie, I Want to Get Off.'

...has the reputation as one of the worst films ever made&#59; it’s certainly one of the most misguided. Doubling down on the bodily functions...there’s also a strange sexualisation here that makes for a very uncomfortable watch

The Garbage Pail Kids Movie proudly belongs at the very bottom of the trash can.

What Garbage amounts to is just that: an ugly, brutal, humorless exploitation flick.

Even the very best things about it still seem like grotesque flotsam.

It's a terrible, terrible movie, but one that oddly warrants at least one viewing for the masochistic and morbidly curious.

A stunningly inept and totally reprehensible film.