The Hurricane Heist

Rob Cohen [...] can surely do better than the terrible CGI, unconvincing tax-break landscapes [...], and wince-making dialogue [...] on display here.

Like staring into the abyss.

All entirely but watchably absurd, and Kebbell himself carries it off with some style and shows he's got exactly the right leading-man chops.

Unforgivably more boring than bad, this has characters, dialogue and music of a quality that would come free with a make-your-own-action-movie kit, while the special effects are anything but.

Like the sound of a film called 'The Hurricane Heist'? Then you'll probably enjoy The Hurricane Heist.

It's like the filmmakers went into the Die Hard Store, stretched out their arms, rolled their eyes back, and bellowed, "Give me eeevvveeeerryything!"

...the story is so silly and inconsequential, functioning mostly to move from one weather-action scene to the next.

The dopiest weather-related yarn this side of Geostorm.

The cheapness is neither enraging or endearing, and the film as a whole is just an eyesore that, if anything, lessens the blow of whatever absurdity occurs from time to time.

This movie was so much fun.