The Machine

A funny success in 1 hour and 52 minutes. Rated R for Pervasive Language, Drug Use, Some Sexual References and Strong Violence!!!!!!!!! Starring Mark Hamill as Albert.

I hate to even say this phrase, BUT it was honestly “LOL” funny. Bert really makes the movie and it’s non stop entertainment

THIS MOVIE WAS SERIOUSLY FUNNY! CLASSIC BART!

I went in expecting either a decent movie or a movie that was so bad it was good ... it was just bad

Terrible premise, terrible movie. Bert is no comedian and sure as Hell is no actor.

Despite its flawed story and Bert Kreischer's mediocre acting, this movie was still incredibly entertaining, and I really enjoyed watching it. I definitely recommend it for comedy and action fans!

Started watching it and quit after a few minutes. And I’m a Bert K fan, but still… Then I found myself with some time to kill and just wanted to watch something mindless. Well, I liked it. It’s not an Oscar movie, not even a good movie, but lots of silly laughs and jokes. I’m glad I gave it another chance.

It's Bert, it's fun, don't think about it too much. :)

🙂😐🤢🤮😖😠 my exact facial progression of this movie.

While we enjoyed the stand-up version of the story, the movie was difficult to get through, it just wasn't that funny. There are a few good moments, but the number of scenes that dragged, greatly outnumbered the scenes we enjoyed.