The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure

The whole thing runs about an hour too long: It should have been a TV show. The adventure's too big for the kids who would love it the most.

If only there were something on screen to keep your adult brain from dissolving into strained peas.

A prime contender for most peculiar wide release of the year.

There are no villains in this movie but there's lots of suspense and problem solving involved in retrieving the balloons.

Enduring this brainless kid's film is akin to witnessing the end of the world.

It's like paying to watch a dumbed-down mash-up of the least creative parts of "Teletubbies," "Barney & Friends," and "Pee-wee's Playhouse."

[T]he perfect interactive adventure for the young and the young at heart.

Forget Saw, I'd argue this is the most freakishly disturbing outing of Cary Elwes career.

I am somewhat hesitant to attempt to describe this...peculiar concoction for fear of being accused of base mendacity.

Some of the words used are too adult for kids and the length of the movie is much too long.