The Retirement Plan

audience Reviews

, 41% Audience Score
  • Rating: 1.5 out of 5 stars
    So, this is were good actors go to live at a farm up state? Acting is not bad, but story and direction is so poor. Low budget.. for an example there is a close up of the vilains nails who is suposed to be a big shot.. and there are glue rests showing on the side of the nail.. I thing nail artist at the mall do it better. There also droping a body in a five mile trench.. but the boat is quite clearly in shalow wather.. cgi when the body is sinking is in quality of cutn paste in powerpoint. Comedic reliefe is when it passes divers and corals.. at 5 miles down?? I feel poor for several good actors in this movie
  • Rating: 0.5 out of 5 stars
    What a piece of American garbage! I can’t imagine any target audience! Hollywood is dead! Stone dead!
  • Rating: 0.5 out of 5 stars
    Literally one of the worst movies I've ever seen. A child could do a better job of directing. Don't waste any time watching it. Truly awful.
  • Rating: 2.5 out of 5 stars
    Implausibly laughable. A schlokey cheese-fest that will have you laughing b/c the movie can't be taking itself seriously. My take= they all got a nice lil chunk of $$ and were on set in a nice location= to doan easy few weeks of work. I would probably watch and enjoy a movie of Cage just washing his car for an hour and a half, lmao. I'm NOT going to keep it in my collection... BUT- I'm glad I watched it and recommend it for others to watch.
  • Rating: 0.5 out of 5 stars
    What a piece of garbage of a movie. Cage you need to retire. Reactions are too slow. Plot is stupid, and the comments are so outdated, that you know what is going to happen before it happens. Sick of these low budget film. Most likely was written and directed by a f'n Democrat.
  • Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
    Getting this to 40 for the fellas. If Zach doesn't pick and phile this, he's a coward and a dishonest podcaster. Speaking of which, it was nice to see Ernie Hudson but I wish he was using the same accent he did in Congo. Cage, as usual, is completely "ass off." Can't wait to hear which woman Amin gives an "ass on" to.
  • Rating: 3.5 out of 5 stars
    Haven't watched a Nicolas Cage flick in twenty odd years, until picking up "Next" recently at the library. Wow! I'd forgotten how sexy Nicky's eyes are. A very compelling face, he draws you in. Anyway, I hired this a week later, and watched it as soon as I arrived home. I love the long hair and goatee look that Nicolas pulls off well in this flick. Was able to re-watch it straight after the first run through, but it wasn't for quotable lines, nor any other reason than a perve fest at Nicky's sternum, chest and stomach! The man is a hottie! A b grade flick is what it is, but with one very sexy lead man, I am not complaining. Now to watch all the other flicks in Nick's back catalogue!
  • Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
    it's the best action movies ever
  • Rating: 3.5 out of 5 stars
    The very talented cast elevates a fairly standard action comedy plot. Nicolas Cage continues to find interesting new performances, Ashley Greene is a great secondary, and the film moves at a good pace for an enjoyable experience.
  • Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
    I like Nicolas Cage. This movie I saw in theaters and watched again when I found out it was on Hulu. I liked Ron Perlman in this movie also. This was a fun cheesy Action Movies, I may or may not watch it again. 3 stars instead of 2.5 because of Nicolas Cage.