The Shed
audience Reviews
, 81% Audience Score- Rating: 3.5 out of 5 starsJust watched this. Thought the acting was good, Not sure why they boarded shed as vampire's are powerful. Didn't like the fact the GF was standing after getting stabbed with BF looking at vamp in attic. The ending obviously open for a sequel but can't see a 2nd shed happening. Overall it was entertaining. Worth 3.5*
- Rating: 1 out of 5 starsWhat would you do if you have a vampire trapped in the shed at the bottom of your garden? Now, I can't see what you're thinking, but I'm guessing whatever it is is a million times more sensible than any decision all the characters make in this film. Hey, I'm happy to suspend my disbelief in order to enjoy the more 'out there' stories like those containing monsters and the supernatural. But it still has to be believable - adhering to the rules which are applicable to the source material. Here, we have proof positive that a character is only as clever as the writer who's writing they're dialogue and actions. Yes, there's a vampire at the bottom of the garden hiding in the shed. At any point in time this whole story could have just been ended without a single loss of life had any character actually done whichever painfully obvious thing needed to be done at the time. As it happens we're just treated to one absolutely crazy decision after the next. And eventually you'll lose patience. I did. It got to a point where I'd quite happily line the cast up and feed them to the monster one by one - something to do with 'Darwinism' I think they call. There are good horror movies that don't rely on wall to wall special effects, gore or an A-list cast. 'The Shed' also has none of these and is yet worse than many other B-list straight to steaming movies. It really is a case of a story where character motivation just ruins it every time. Frustratingly bad.
- Rating: 3.5 out of 5 starsGood story. Decent acting. A few too many inconsistencies, like why did the vampire that turned Bane turn to dust as soon as sunlight hit him, yet it had far less effect on the other vamps? We could have also done with a little more back story on Bane.
- Rating: 2 out of 5 starsA clever approach to the vampire horror genre. In this movie the vampire serves as an extension of the teens' anger and desire for revenge due to the bullying they endure. But the ending is predictable and even disastrous.
- Rating: 2 out of 5 starsA nice idea, a vampire takes refuge in a shed feeding on anyone unlucky enough to venture inside. Unfortunately, the main crux of the story takes about 45 minutes to gain any momentum, and then it's just so tedious and boring. One or two jump scares and typical horror movie tropes (drastically bad decisions) result in a film that falls flat.
- Rating: 1 out of 5 starsParece proyecto universitario, mal actuada, chistes malos, aburrida, tonta, aunque sorprende en la parte en la que los críticos dicen que es buena.
- Rating: 3.5 out of 5 starsI thought this was a very entertaining funny movie. I would recommend it to anybody. The acting was well done.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 starsIf Heather's and the Lost Boys were to have a baby and sprinkle a little bit of Salem's Lot you have this movie.
- Rating: 2 out of 5 starsLess vampire movie and more high school angst than anything else. If you're looking for a decent creature flick absolutely skip this one
- Rating: 3 out of 5 starssimilar to other reviewers, this was a little lack luster. i really like the idea of it, though. just didn't think the execution was all that great.