Triangle of Sadness

Not nearly as incisive as it thinks it is. Woody Harrelson makes it worth the watch though.

It really could've been amazing. So many great moments and a really good cast. Unfortunately it is held back by a disjointed plot and an ending that's completely unsatisfying. Don't bother unless you have nothing better to do.

Totally out there and in some parts hilarious. Woody is only in the movie for a short time, but is way over the top and the unhinged alcoholic captain. The ending is left to you, but I have a pretty good idea what happened.

A funny and original satire of social classes and life styles

Triangle Of Sadness deals with modern problems, especially capitalism, in a sarcastic way... and it works. It is a masterpiece, however it's sad to know that it never got the attention it deserved.

A really quirky and cool and weird and strange movie. I liked it though it wasn't really about anything. The strength of the movie lies in the dialogue and the interactions of the people in it and class and money are just 1 of the many points it exposes. I just found out the girl in it passed a few years ago- my condolences. It's an easy add to all but the most finicky collections.

Triangle of Sadness is European arthouse cinema's equivalent of a freshman philosophy student discovering class consciousness. It offers the illusion of depth by literally making the wealthy vomit and defecate gold while congratulating the audience for recognizing such subtle metaphors. The film positions itself as provocative social commentary, but its observations about power, wealth, and social hierarchy are delivered with the nuance of a sledgehammer. It's poverty tourism for film festival crowds—allowing viewers to feel intellectually stimulated by watching caricatures of the elite suffer, while offering nothing more profound than 'what if rich people were humiliated?' Triangle of Sadness mistakes shock value and bodily fluids for meaningful critique, creating a hollow viewing experience that's as pretentious as the fashion industry it attempts to satirize.

Absolutely insane—in the best way possible. It starts off as one thing and then completely flips into something else, and by the end, my brain was just boom. It’s hilarious, disturbing, and so sharp in the way it talks about power, money, and human nature. Some scenes are pure chaos (you’ll know which ones), and I couldn’t look away. Honestly, I’m still processing it. Watch it, and then let’s talk because wow.

I really wanted to like this movie, and I stuck with it even though it started out tedious slow moving. Roughly halfway through it turned into an endless scene of vomiting and diarrhea, followed by an almost as endless scene of obnoxious lectures about socialism and capitalism between two of the main characters. Perhaps I’m not sophisticated enough to understand the humor or social commentary of 30 minutes of projectile vomiting and sh*t.

Infuriating and pointless