Vampires vs. Zombies

audience Reviews

, 32% Audience Score
  • Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
    This movie got robbed of many oscers in 2004... Best Supporting Actor: The General. The Speed Limits in the movie are some of the highest I have ever seen!
  • Rating: 0.5 out of 5 stars
    Well what a bad movie this was for sure was messed up dumb and was what the hell was I watching super bad movie
  • Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
    fuck how pointless. WHERE ARE THE VAMPIRE/ZOMBIE FIGHTS???!?! WHERE ARE THE PROMISED LESBIAN SCENES?! WHERE IS THE PLOT?!! jokes nonetheless, best line being 'what the fuck man?!?!'
  • Rating: 2 out of 5 stars
    the title says it all, except there are also school girls and lesbians
  • Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
    Since there are SO MANY zombie movies out there, I have made up a system by which one might grade said zombie movies. 10 points for every second of female nudity. 50 points for full frontal. 1 point for every zombie killed. This adds up quickly. Despite the fact that there are only 2 zombies in this movie, and the actors having all the acting ability of a dead trout, the lesbian vampire sex scene and the ridiculous over-the-top violence definitely make up for it. W for WIN!
  • Rating: 0.5 out of 5 stars
    No idea why i watched it. Save yourself the pain of sitting through it.
  • Rating: 2.5 out of 5 stars
    Despite the awesome title, there is little actually fighting amongst the factions, and mostly it's an odd road trip/ survival movie. Laughable ridicoulous!
  • Rating: 0.5 out of 5 stars
    no bad ill never get that time back **** this movie :P
  • Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
    One of my first solo rentals, Vampires vs Zombies suckered me bad. It's as poor as you think it is.
  • Rating: 0.5 out of 5 stars
    this one can be added to the list of stinkers,not the stinkers i would buy and have but a stinker to be used in a "who can come up with the worst movie" stinker....it was back ground noise