Poolman

audience Reviews

, 20% Audience Score
  • Rating: 1.5 out of 5 stars
    It is clear CP had a vision of something akin L.A.-noir, and works hard at being incisive with whatever story the underpinning vision is meant to tell. At times redolent of the Coens (Big Lebowski), and at others shrieking Baumbach and Anderson (with a smattering of Lynch for good measure), CP’s technique is over-indulgent, grandiose, and maybe even delusional. However, kudos to him for casting eclectic talent. It smacks of something obscure that a great director played with at the start of their creative journey, that grows to be a much-admired cult movie as a result… I’m just not sure this is going to be the case for CP’s career as a director. In fact, I hope this is where his time in the chair begins and ends
  • Rating: 1.5 out of 5 stars
    Pine and Leigh have zero chemistry. The director didn’t do Leigh any favors as she lacks attractiveness and charm. Pine looks ragged as well. Devito tries to reprise his performance in Tin Men as he rattles on about mundane topics that makes you want to give him the speech Martin gave Candy in Trains, Planes and Automobiles (watching on Hulu with ads — the ads were actually a relief.
  • Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
    I like Chris Pine, Jennifer , Annette and Dany but this is one of the most disappointing movie to include real talent. The problem is that the script belongs to absurd theater...sad to see such a waste. Maybe it will be better with a great editor.
  • Rating: 2 out of 5 stars
    Chris Pine and his cast delivers solid performances and he is capable behind the camera but the script is unfocused and unfunny
  • Rating: 1.5 out of 5 stars
    Caught the preview in the theater awhile back and thought it looked okay, then it popped up on one of my streaming services so I decided to be spontaneous and give it a watch. Disappointing. Too much meaningless dialogue in a sketchy plot where not much happens.
  • Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
    there are moments i enjoyed, but few and far between. i'd say the best sequence is the opening when he's testing/cleaning the pool, but even that is interrupted clumsily by the most overplayed opera song possible. there's a lot of weird camp, a lot of weird commentary that seems out of touch and quite patronizing towards the issues of gentrification being discussed. if this were written and directed by someone else, chris could have done alright in this sort of aging ken doll role, but i don't think he is able to fully perceive the flaws in his own creative process. its not the worst thing ive ever seen at all, but it's strikingly empty and purposeless. i will say that it takes an unfortunate type of talent to hire danny devito and not be able to get a funny performance out of him.
  • Rating: 0.5 out of 5 stars
    What a huge disappointment for such a promising cast. It’s trying SO hard to be Elmore Leonard-esque and missing horribly. Honestly it was just unwatchable for me. Disjointed, frenetic, and quirky, but in all the worst ways. Don’t waste your time.
  • Rating: 0.5 out of 5 stars
    One of the worst of the year. Such a waste of a talented cast. Whoever gave this the ok needs to be tested. Tim Treakle
  • Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
    I absolutely loved this movie. It had a lot of twists and turns but I adore movies that show true, raw humanity. Not everything in life is a perfect movie scene. It's chaos, lots of emotions, and confusion. It wasn't hard for me to follow, especially once everything was revealed at the end. Definitely will be watching this one again.
  • Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
    If you love The Big Lebowski you'll get it.